Fan+Fiction+-+Dear+Tan

=Dear Tan=

Dear Tan

Hey, Tan. This is Billy writing you a letter from one of the nicest bed & breakfasts I’ve been to. Are you still obsessed with football or did you decide to take my advice and not play anymore. However, as I mentioned I’m staying here for a night in a really cozy, warm, and especially surprisingly cheap place owned by happy old woman.

I’m happy being in this place; are you still living in that old filthy Happy Rolling Inn? Tan you should be jealous of me since I’m staying in this place with lovely old woman who treats me really nicely and believe it or not it costs only five and six pence; one third of yours! But I still miss you very much; that snoring and burping and those disgusting old boots of yours. By the way if you have time why don’t you send me one of those pills you had last time when your neck was itchy?

Tan I’ve got many questions for you. What do you think of woman that has scent that is similar to hospital? Also before I started to write this letter for you, my landlady served ginger biscuits and tea with an aroma of cinnamon. I’ve never tasted ‘cinnamon tea’ and it was so sour that it caught my throat with every sip. Still, I don't care because no woman can harm a man, don’t you agree? From staying in this boardinghouse for only few hours and looking at a guest book that only had two names written made me feel like asking myself a question//, why don’t people come in to boardinghouse when it’s way nicer then the pub? // Just by describing this place to you, don’t you agree?

I’m reminding you again my dear friend Tan to bring me the pills for sure. I don’t know why this is occurring but I’m coughing hard and my body is producing more heat. By now I’m thinking there are strange things happening to me. At first I thought the pub would be more exciting and friendlier since I know what is like in pubs, but something allured me to this bed & breakfast place. After that, this landlady was talking about things that I haven’t heard from other women, like speaking perverted things to me but I don’t think I never noticed any of those sayings that she spoke to me. Oh, no! I think I have been tricked!

Tan I need your help, I’m not begging you to save my life but tell other friends like Evan that has same characteristics as mine. I think when you read this letter by that time I’m going to be dead, so all I ask is try to arrest this women by figuring out she is a spree-killer. I’m in a boardinghouse which has a sign that illuminates brightly at night which is near the hotel named The Bell and Dragon in the town of Bath. Oh, no! I hear quiet footsteps! Search for my body!

Sincerely

Billy