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=Do the Veggie Dance=

Life sucks. Who asks a veggie to a dance? I was so desperate that night. It was 1 hour before the dance and I could not find a date. //Everyone would call me a loser!// I had been turned down by another girl because someone has already asked her. I ran around the house trying to think of something.

I really didn't know what I was thinking when I suddenly went to the fridge and the first thing I saw was a cauliflower. What was I thinking when I grabbed it and ran to get myself and the veggie dressed? I get to the dance and we all start dancing. Luckily it was loud and fast dancing so no one was in pairs. But then the slow dance came, that horrible slow dance that ruins it all. I got into the middle of the crowd and took out the cauliflower. I had drawn a face and dressed it up all fancy. At first no one noticed because they were in their love prison but than someone blurted out that I was dancing with a vegetable.

I was so embarrassed that I blacked out. When I woke up everyone was dancing around me and telling me that my veggie idea was great. Everyone had a piece of the cauliflower they were dancing with it. I asked them what they were doing and someone told me that I started a new dance. They called it 'The Veggie Dance," so I just joined in.

We danced all night dancing "The Veggie Dance". That night was the greatest school dance of my life, even though I danced with a vegetable and blacked out twice. The second greatest school dance was when I drank so much prune juice because someone dared me to and I drank a whole jug of it. I won't tell you what happened after that.